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* Cine munceste din greu si este corect, ajunge in rai.Treaba lui...* Lasa pe maine ce nu ai chef sa faci azi!Poate pana atunci gasesti un motiv intemeiat sa nu mai faci acel lucru...

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Cand o persoana cu experienta se intalneste cu o persoana cu bani, la despartire, situatia este urmatoarea: persoana cu experienta pleaca cu banii, iar persoana cu bani ramane cu experienta...

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* Cand nu-ti pasa de ceva:- Mi se balangane...- Mi se rupe...

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* Foametea a facut rost de adresa noastra...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-12352758596347159062009-10-27T11:48:00.002+02:002009-11-11T10:44:55.306+02:00

* Ala e un mare profitor!...Profita si de el insusi...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-77994298158329359232009-10-21T23:17:00.001+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.306+02:00

Multe idei bune ne vin atunci cand nu le cautam...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-55243577189001670692009-10-08T09:36:00.002+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.307+02:00

Reclama la "masaj cu finalizare"...Se poate si non-stop?...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-1924454658466864852009-09-30T10:22:00.001+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.307+02:00

As vrea sa ajung la insula Futuna...Imi doresc prea putin?...

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* E un semn bun, de constientizare a greselilor, cand cineva recunoaste ca a fost prost sau fraier. Daca nu recunosti e mai rau...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-34936204728036772462009-08-31T18:51:00.000+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.309+02:00

* Americanii au un joc popular foarte misto. Se numeste "pin the tail on the donkey".As organiza un campionat de asa ceva. Poate invatam si noi ceva mai interesant, nu doar "sa batem apa-n piua"...* Vai de cei carora le plac femeile mai corpolente!Ma refer la cei care participa la concursul de carat nevasta in spinare...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-34181991706927759462009-08-24T14:24:00.008+03:002010-03-09T12:57:22.354+02:00

* Ai vazut ca te-am vazut?... * Am uitat sa ma uit la... * S-a dus sa duca ceva... * Cand te-ntorci sa vii inapoi!... * Ma duc sa pun niste sapun... * Un mar nu a facut niciun mar... * Deloc n-ai vrut sa-mi faci loc... * Cum sa fac sa nu mai fac aceeasi greseala?... * Numai expertii topografi sunt in masura sa masoare... * Drept sa-ti spun, nici nu stiu daca e drept... * Ce sa fac, daca

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-22469972911190764702009-08-21T10:09:00.002+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.310+02:00

Ce vina au francezii ca romanii le mai imprumuta expresiile sau vorbesc franceza fara sa-si dea seama?...- C'est fou tout!...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-19148362669709146822009-08-13T13:19:00.003+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.310+02:00

Divertisment audio - Asculta aici poezia "Muma lui Stefan cel Mare"!Muma lui Stefan cel MareAsculta mai multe audio Divertisment

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Un betiv mergand impleticit, intra imbracat intr-un lac, pe langa niste pescari. Incepe sa dea din maini din ce in ce mai disperat, mai dispare in apa, bolboroseste.Doi tipi de pe mal vazand ca omul era si beat si nu reusea sa se mentina la suprafata, intra in apa sa-l ajute sa iasa la mal. Trag de el cu greu, betivul tot urland si vaicarindu-se.Cand ajung pe mal, betivul ii loveste si ii injura:

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-37800155160282818792009-08-02T11:12:00.000+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.311+02:00

A vrut sa ma induca in reluare...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-66265828189893541322009-07-30T09:36:00.000+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.312+02:00

Nu toata lumea are muschii la vedere...Unii ii au in portofel, altii in cap, altii in chiloti s.a.m.d.

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-71551285108796825972009-07-28T22:16:00.001+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.312+02:00

Urari de bun venit:Bine c-ai venit dracu' acasa!...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-46701615491688362872009-07-25T13:21:00.002+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.313+02:00

Oamenii sunt rai pentru ca sunt prosti, sau sunt prosti pentru ca sunt rai?Oportunismul nu reflecta un caracter bun, pozitiv, dar tine de inteligenta.Ce preferati: un tip cu caracter placut, principial, dar care pierde oportunitati, sau un tip inteligent si profitor?...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-63470899654303605542009-07-24T12:56:00.003+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.314+02:00

Doi tipi, prieteni foarte buni, erau mereu impreuna si se ajutau in diverse probleme, ajung intr-un moment de melancolie:Unul ii zice celuilalt: Stii, ma gandesc ce greu o sa-mi fie cand tu n-o sa mai fii...Celalalt raspunde: Eu cred ca as innebuni daca te-as pierde... N-as mai stii ce sa fac. De aceea ti-am cumparat de pe acum o coroana...

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S-a deschis un crematoriu particular.Se aude ca afacerea merge destul de bine...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-60071813177114847242009-07-14T13:07:00.002+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.315+02:00

* Esti plin de idei interesante!...Pacat ca sunt lipsite de logica si utilitate...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-21922261529858498332009-06-28T09:39:00.000+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.316+02:00

Un pusti smecher se lauda:- N-am mai citit o carte de cand eram la gradinita...Celalalt, ca sa se dea si mai precoce:- Eu n-am mai citit de cand eram la cresa...

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Doi cunoscuti vorbesc despre un eveniment tragic.I: Si cum a fost la inmormantare?R: Foarte frumos...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-31119385119899417922009-05-20T21:05:00.000+03:002009-11-11T10:44:55.316+02:00

Ca sa inteleaga ca ai detaliat foarte mult, ii spui:- Ti-am explicat ca unui prost...

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Ca sa nu-si piarda originalitatea, avea si el o ambitie: sa nu se lase influentat de cultura...

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* Cuplul perfect echilibrat: un prost si un nebun.* Uneori in viata, sunt situatii cand ea este sotia dumnealui, iar alteori, el este sotul dumneaei...* Desi suntem nedespartiti, nu stam prea mult impreuna...

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E asa de sfios, ca-i este rusine si de umbra lui…

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Cineva zice ca "i s-a facut parul maciuca..."A vazut cineva in direct, sau in reluare macar, acest fenomen?...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-27404917450948007112009-05-12T08:51:00.000+03:002009-05-12T08:52:17.472+03:00

Concurs intre truse de scule. Care castiga?...Cea care are pile...

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Cu un biet prost mai poti fi tolerant… te mai faci ca nu-l vezi... Dar ce faci cu el cand mai e si ambitios?...

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Ca boxeur, cred ca trebuie sa te antrenezi mai mult ca sa primesti, decat sa dai...Intotdeauna ti se pare ca ai primit mai mult decat ai dat. Ma refer la pumni...La cazinou trebuie sa ai mana formata... macar sa nu pierzi tot...Daca mai ai ce, dupa antrenamentul necesar ca sa devii expert...

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Unii oameni politici sunt indispensabili prin competenta, iar altii sunt dispensabili, ca indispensabilii rupti...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-9388491521124415412008-12-28T21:12:00.002+02:002009-11-11T10:45:36.196+02:00

* De ce intotdeauna cand iti cade ceva in W.C., este chiar inainte de a trage apa?...* Daca cineva iese de la toaleta imediat ce a tras apa, inseamna ca s-a spalat pe maini inainte sau in timp ce... Ca dupa nu avea timp...

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* Cand privesti o lucrare abstracta, cred ca ai tot dreptul sa intelegi ce vrei tu, sau sa nu intelegi nimic…

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* Daca vreodata te imbolnavesti, tot ce-ti trebuie este... o boala mai usoara...* Memoria si logica uneori isi fac de cap, se destrabaleaza, joaca feste...

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* Cand iti propui sa faci mai mult, atunci nu faci nimic...* Cand nu te-astepti, rezolvi ce n-ai visat...* Cand chiar nu-ti pasa, atunci se-ndragosteste de tine...* Cand dai sa-l prinzi, mai rau il scapi...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-11632497233563327782008-12-20T20:51:00.009+02:002009-05-11T19:59:45.965+03:00

Interzis minorilor! Fara violenta!Un tip furios din cale-afara isi ameninta victima cu arsenalul din dotare:'Fiu al dracu' de nu te bat...cu presu' de la usa...!...cu carpa de spalat pe jos...!...cu peria de spalat WC-u'...!...cu cosu' de gunoi... sau cu gunoiu' din cos!...cu ciorapii lu' soacra-mea...!Ce-ti alegi?...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-81450982298477168452008-09-27T18:24:00.007+03:002009-10-27T11:45:00.557+02:00

* Pentru o duduie mai trecuta:- E decalibrata…* Pentru unul mai cracanat:- I-a trecut porcul printre picioare!...(: a se citi "i-a" si nu "L-a"... Desi n-ar fi prea eronat :)* Pentru unul sau una cu capul patrat:- Ce fata de masa ai!...

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* Ce vreau eu sa-ti spun, este ca nu prea stiu ce sa zic...* Am zis sa fac si eu o pauza, ca inca tot nu m-am apucat de lucru...* Cand dai sa-l prinzi, mai rau il scapi...* Bine c-am recuperat dracu si asta... Ca si-asa nu-i buna de nimic...

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Primarul din New Orleans (SUA) le-a promis hotilor ca ii va trimite direct la inchisoarea numita "Angola". Apoi le-a urat: Dumnezeu sa-i ajute cand vor ajunge acolo!... Ma gandesc ca ar fi binevenit un mesaj de genul asta si in Romania.Pacat ca nu este niciun oficial responsabil interesat sa-l transmita...

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* E afacerist mare. Stie si marketing. Sta cu pleoapa pe clienti...* E smecher cat un camion de maimute...* Un infractor nu considera ca a face inchisoare e o pedeapsa. El zice ca a fost la specializare...* Pentru recidivisti, infractiunea a devenit o profesie, iar riscul de a fi prins este considerat un risc profesional...

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Cica e discreta... Nu spune tuturor secretul, ci numai cui o intreaba... Eventual si fara s-o intrebe, daca are putina rabdare...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-79358302126480134562008-06-27T23:04:00.003+03:002008-06-27T23:10:38.763+03:00

De ce spunem, de obicei, cand este vorba de un oras:"Mergem 'la' Bucuresti...", iar cand este vorba de o tara, spunem:"Mergem 'in' Canada..." si nu "Mergem 'la' Canada..."?

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-47497097507013423172008-06-21T23:10:00.003+03:002008-06-21T23:15:21.384+03:00

Sunt unele expresii mai tari decat altele...* N-am bani nici sa trec strada...Mai tare ar fi:N-am bani nici sa mor de foame...

Bofyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686172766961675506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2317818816718319976.post-46633586788297128742008-05-28T18:20:00.010+03:002009-10-25T16:26:03.049+02:00

* Si-a dat singur cu praf in ochi...* S-a suit scroafa-n copac...* La un moment dat, a cazut scroafa din copac...* Mama prostilor e mereu gravida...* Am furat si ouale de sub closca!...* Dati-mi un leu, ca vreau sa-l beu... (Altfel spus: As cam bea banii altora...)* Iti vreau binele... (Cu alte cuvinte: Vreau sa am binele tau...)* Din tot ce am stiut imi mai amintesc doar… ce nu stiam…* Si-a pus

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* Ce se intampla cu orchestra asta? Doar au mai acordat instrumentele si la melodia anterioara...* "Paznicii de noapte" pazesc noaptea sau altceva?...* Daca nu simti chiar nimic, inseamna ca esti mort?...* Cine te-ar putea acuza de lene, cand tu, de fapt, te chinui sa-ti conservi energia?...

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Cateva indrumari pentru angajati:1. Ai grija cu te afirmi! Daca gandesti, esti concediat!2. Nu conteaza ca ai muncit din greu! Trebuie doar sa faci minuni...3. Ajuta-ti colegul! Nu-l lasa sa se plictiseasca de unul singur.4. Fa-ti publicitate! Pentru asta trebuie sa refuzi orice avansare.5. Pastreaza-ti demnitatea! Nu accepta mariri de salariu după cheful sefului tau.6. Nu te gandi ca patronul

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Stiam si eu de cele 7 pacate (principale, sau care sa se "contorizeze")...Dar, am gasit diverse combinatii si mi-au iesit vreo 10...-1) crima-2) trufia-3) trandavia-4) lacomia-5) imbuibarea-6) desfranarea-7) invidia-8) iubirea de arginti-9) hotia-10) maniaAstea or fi toate?...

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Stiti prin ce faze sau stari de spirit trece un angajat?Sunt vreo 16:1) Visator2) Convins3) Sovaielnic4) Suspicios5) Sceptic6) Uluit7) Speriat8) Disperat9) Dezamagit10) Socat11) Frustrat12) Tulburat13) Tampit14) Idiot15) Pierdut16) ConvertitEste cineva de alta parere?...

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